Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Kal Kat buys himself title of MMA Grandmaster lol.

The joke site Kitty Ki the Martial Sportiest, and the Pet Cat Do have humored Kal Kat with post JSW and COLie belts from the internet over the years, for his contributions to Bullshido and other forums, voluntary of course. 

Actual JSW was 1988 to 2007. His last official BB was in 2006 weeks prior to the move of 2007. It was second dan or degree. 

Uniform from Three Ninjas was dated unknown, even though the film came out in 1992. The belt with it was not the belt that came with it and therefore was put back because it was confusing. The belt he had in 1992 would have been purple or blue. The orange one would have been quite a bit before it. 

Uniform from Kitty Ki is actually from 2016, but labeled 2022. It has no markings. No school. The belt though is a purchased WC martial arts style chief master belt, as there fourth dan is chief master.It is fake and cannot be worn in competition, but is of great quality. He has a second that fits. The hanging up one does not.

In 2014, about 7 years later, he was 'awarded' a very authentic looking 'Grandmaster' belt, which would then be given years later, as a joke, so all the other belts leading up to that were also bought. 

In 2020, Kat was honored with a forth degree or dan embroidered belt he had made. Master Kitty Ki then went on to be awesome making Sillian stories. 

By 2020, with all the TMS stories out, for a web site, Kal Kat was 'unofficially' given other belts in in the guise of the other 'schools', with nobody actually training, and no school really. 

Then by 2022, he made himself an honorary chief master, and then eventually earned the belt from back in 2014. 

Just recently in 2024, he got himself official looking but really cheap up close belts pertaining to the 'rise to grandmaster and uber admiral of everything'. 

He currently has three new grandmaster level bought belts, no school, doesn't plan on that, and hung them up in the man cave. 

He is not using them in any competition or known mma and has not put up many videos wearing some of them. They are all for fun. 

The two most recent look to be a JSW style, but fake, Master rank belt, and a similar Grandmaster rank belt, although the older one is more realistic, the 2014 one. 

The older one is a judo belt, ha. 

In the Karate kid it was 1.95 for belts, 40 years ago, and now they cost about 10 dollars. 

Real belts would cost about 50. 

No one is selling any of these joke belts.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Politicans and Gurus should not Use COVID 19 to Further Talking Points and Fame

Do not use the Corona Virus 19 as a means to get ele3cted, relected, or do a pep talk. If you are a celebrity, it is not going to make you look good to pretend you care about that, in order to get more fame, or more hits on the social media.

Some of you infamous folks want to be martyrs for fame and pretend, even to the point of going on the news and pretending to get ratings.

You might even claim you have the virus, when you don't. That is tacky.

Also you might open up fake charities and exploit that. Don't.

Stop hoarding toilet paper!

This PSA brought to you by the On Location Kats.

Saturday, February 8, 2020

Kal Kat show referenced on random Spanish blog 2020


The Spanish blog Dictionario People People Search posted this pasted from 2011 Urban Dictionary

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Spanish - detectedThe word Kal Kat from the Kal Kat show. Page 1
The word: Kal Kat from the Kal Kat show The meaning: Kal Kat (pronoun) of the Kal Kat show on YouTube. The famous unknown YouTube personality who occasionally makes country music videos or blog comments and is destined to be another famous celebrity of the network, if YouTube robots do not stop closing their channels. It has started more than 3 times. Kat was most famous for a parody of Star Trek and Justin Bieber last year. The name means Kalifornia Kat. Co-creator Marx Cards is never seen, except in the highlights of the season. He had published several episodes under the program, but had moved them to two other channels under OLVSKATS and subscribers. Having to start over, it still doesn't seem so popular. His things are quite fun most of the time, but he obviously has problems. The example: Tommy: "Did you ever see that crazy Kal Kat from Kal Kat dance in that parody he did?" Dill: "Which one? I had three or four of those." Tommy: "Eminem's parody. I think he was tall." Dill: "No, I could say I wasn't tall. Just hyperactive. Tommy:" Maybe he thinks he's 16 years old. "Dill:" Ha, maybe. But it has to be twice that. And it's like Rain Man. "Tommy:" Just smarter and fun way. "

copyright, Dictionary of people 2020

Sunday, January 12, 2020

On Location blogs to return heavily edited

The On Location blog journals will return this month in 2020 with some of the classic stories, and new ones, edited to exclude certain questionable events, or possible libel. Ha. This might be fun.

Saturday, October 19, 2019

Kal Kat May be Working on Remastered Movies

As the impending Transformers fan film tale is on its way into production, looking back on Trans Tech and on Star Crackers, and Mouse Trap Projects, Kat may decide to post remastered versions of the films on his channel.

Now that Kat can post larger length videos, we can post two hours of Trans Tech at a time, instead of half hour segments.

We can post all of Star Crackers, but now it could be it in blown up 720p or even 1080p.

Anything prior to 2012 will still be blown up SD video and uprated to early HD video, so there is no really fixing quality, but the stories can be made from a clearer digital print.

Seeing the making of and behind the scenes of the stories, which was done and newly recovered from old drives, would also be interesting. They might even include bloopers.

Most of Star Crackers is up even bloopers, but Trans Tech never got a full making of vignette release, and those were made, just not released.

The reported 'Mouse Trap Excursion' director's cut was never released and could include more of the Pandacon gag scene added back into the narrative.

The spiritual reboot, 'Fanime in Creepy Pasta' from this past spring would be rereleased in HD and 1080p.

Not sure if they would rerelease commentary tracks. Maybe.

But note this can all be on hold the moment the current cast signs on to the new project.

Update: The Mouse Trap Project Excursion the 2019 remastered is available on WeirdKitty07 on YouTube. It is completely remastered and recut to fix some errors, but it is still weird and PG 13, as it was during the original.

Monday, April 29, 2019

Fan Film Used Kat Without Permission


Kal Kat got someone to take down a segment of a hit piece against Channel Awesome, only because he was misrepresented as siding with them.

Also he has released a rebuttal to an anti Channel Awesome fan film that added his comments to it, and in his refrain he asked to be removed from the fan film. The person took out his part and reposted it. He did claim he should have asked permission and he would have given it, but instead of doin that, they just cut his scene out.

His own fan story is part of the Starship Locations on the 2018 channel scandal, and it will be included in one of the books. Also you can just want his comments on Talking Pointless if you like, as he discusses what part he had in the channel, if any.

He also said he would return to the CA people and do a crossover if they wanted, so he was one of the few main contributors who never left, not just those three guys on there, and now the CA channel is back up to over a million and 3,000 views.

Kat was confused for another ex contributor, Lady Kat, apparently, who was also there, but her segment was left intact. 

Kal Kat returns to Fanime 2019 with actual news

Kal Kat will return to Fanime 2019 with news about his latest books, as Adam Browne, and about resuming Chimera, and Starship Locations, and all of that stuff.

Also that 'stoner space comedy' is included in the discussion and will no doubt some up, because it is a Bay Con 2015 story idea long in the making, and has been completed, so it will be part of the Starship Locations series.

Also the alt transformers MUSH stories will be discussed including the next one, which might be quite bizarre and full of fan service.

On the publishing end, he plans to release ll 24 current books by the end of 2019, all of them.

The book versions of Starship Locations have been changed enough to comply with the rules regarding parody, and can be for profit as they are nothing like Star Trek but only hint at being like it.